Boredom is going to get me in trouble one day. In a typical day I have several thoughts running through my head at any given time. I don’t think I’m able to concentrate on one thing at a time. I’m more at ease with several things at once. I feel uncomfortable when there’s nothing on [...]
Archive for April, 2007
Mysterious Ways
Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Can We Take a Detour?
Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I saw my shrink today. Well, I suppose the accuracy of that statement depends on your definition of ’shrink’. For those who reserve that term for psychiatrists and psychologists only, let me rephrase. I saw my mental health counsellor today. When you’re diagnosed with cancer and have to undertake 5 months of chemotherapy, apparently a [...]
And I thought Dildo, Newfoundland was bad…
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2007 | 2 Comments »
If you go to wikipedia.org and type in intercourse, you will get a linnk for Intercourse, PA. Follow the link and you will see that Intercourse, PA is in Leacock Township, and nearby towns are Blue Balls and Paradise.
Can you imagine the directions for that one?
Once in Blue Balls take exit 69, when you [...]
Stop, Drop and Roll
Posted in Uncategorized on April 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Troy requested that I share the Stop, Drop and Roll story because, surprisingly, he has never heard it. He feels I owe him for posting his grade 1 picture …hehe.
For a brief period of time I dated a guy named this guy Jason. We met one month before he left for Baltimore. [...]
Singing Mice!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Yesterday, April 18th, was my friend Troy’s 33 birthday. I met Troy when I was 14, thanks to my friend DJ. That summer, the summer of 1991, is and will likely always be one of the most memorable times of my life. DJ and her family had just moved back from NS. Her family had [...]
